Black Friday free shipping

Black Friday shopping has begin. All the people and all the madness. Why go out and put up with all of that.Stay in and buy some amazing adult lingerie for yourself or a lover. Don't forget about our vast selection of adult toys and novelists. Free shipping all weekend long to extend the savings to you. Only at www.thetotalparadise.com

WHAT IS A SEX TOY?

 


  sex toys can be an exciting way to spice up your sexual life, whether using them by yourself or with others. There are many misconceptions that sex toys are only used by people who choose to remain abstinent, do not currently have sexual partners, or by gay men and lesbians. The truth is, people of all types use sex toys. Some choose to use them when they are alone, on their sexual partners, or on themselves while partners are present.

 Whatever your choice, it’s important to understand how to best clean the toys and how to protect yourself against STIs if you choose to share sex toys with others. Sex toys can range from objects that tickle and vibrate, to various products that are inserted into the vagina or anus. Some sex toys are meant to be used more gently, while others are used for sexual acts involving dominance and submission (BDSM) such as restraints, blindfolds, and whips. Some examples of sex toys are vibrators, feathers, dildos, harnesses, butt plugs, cock rings, and anal beads. Check out thetotalparadise  for more information on what’s out there and how to use it.

MENS SEXY WEAR

just like women men like to dress up to. some men could use all these items i am about to talk about for a job or work strippers. doesnt this guy look like tyler from the vampire diaries lol but back to the reason we are here.

















the above picture is called

Jack Adams Gridiron Trunk 2in Waistband w/Drawstring and Bold Zipper Front Black/Red MD

you can pick this up at http://thetotalparadise.com/Jack-Adams-Gridiron-Trunk-2in-Waistband-wDrawstring-and-Bold-Zipper-Front-BlackRed-MD/sku-CNVELD-JA1114-BR-M0?a=thetotalparadise

this would be a great peice for a male stripper. (dont you think ladies) 

but not all outfits are just to make you look nice for your lady. many other clothes serve a purpose like this one

this tanktop is made to slim you down and look more muscular than you actually are. i know its bad to be desetfull but its like a women wearing a push up or water bra its all fake. 

Total back control, chest and abdomen. Posture corrector. Thermal latex with an invisible zipper. Made of Powernet, latex fully lined with thermal cotton lycra. Hand Wash Cold Only Non-Chlorine Bleach if needed Drip Dry DO NOT Iron

get this great item at 

http://thetotalparadise.com/Bella-Mia-Mens-Vest-Shapewear-2XL/sku-CNVDCL-BM-9000-ND-XXL?a=thetotalparadise

but not all our item for men are serious we have alot of  fun like this one

if you want to look nice with some new sexy wear than check us out 

http://thetotalparadise.com/Sexy-Wear/Mens-Wear?a=thetotalparadise&cid=193#grid&next=145

ladies dont hav to have all the fun show off today with thetotalparadise

and while your getting your new clothes check out all our adult novelties and toys.

lingerie

lingerie can be worn for man purposes. to relax, to spice things up or  to go out on the town. well here at www.thetotalparadise.com we carry all  lingerie for all occasions. from stockings to a whole outfit we offer it all at our everyday low prices.

we have all sizes in every item we carry to please everyone. what we are all about pleasing our customer. we  have female and male lingerie because we know men where lingereie just as much as women.

so if you are im the marcket for lingerie or anything adult orrented check us ouut at www.thetotalparadise.com and remember save 20% off  our already low prices with coupon code total20.

ELECTROSTIMULATION

ELECTROSTIMULATION IS GETTING MORE AND MORE POPULAR IN SENSUAL  PLAY DUE TO THE GREAT SENSATION THEY GIVE TO  THE BODY. FROM MY EXPERIENCE THIS IS TRUE, I LOVE THE FEELING AND BELIVE IT OR NOT IT TURNED ME ON SO MUCH. 
YOU CAN FIND ALL THE GREAT ELECTROSTIMULATION TOYS AT http://thetotalparadise.com/Bondage/Electrostimulation?cid=113&a=thetotalparadise
 BUT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE IS THE

Neon Wand Electrosex Kit 

THIS IS THE KIT I USED AND IT IS ALSO AVAILABLE AT http://thetotalparadise.com/Neon-Wand-Electrosex-Kit---Purple/sku-KL932?a=thetotalparadise

Product Description

Give yourself or your partner a whole new level of sensation with Kinklabs Neon Wand. The wand creates shock sensation when there is a gap between the electrode or the attachment and the body. As the wand is held near to the body, the spark will jump, providing the sensation. Purple (becomes purple once lit.)

• Elecro and sensation play perfect for beginners.
• Complete instructional book included.
• Compact lighweight handset.
• Discreetly packaged and will keep all parts safe when stored.
• This is a Solid State device, which means that you can move or change the direction of the wand without interruptions in the output.
• Turn style power switch puts user in control.
• Beautiful neon glow from attachments when in use.
• US (110 Volt) and EU (220 Volt) style plugs available.
• Comes with 4 of the most popular attachments: Mushroom Tube, Electrode Comb, 90 Probe, Tongue Probe.
  *Lubricants are a natural up-sell to electro stim toys as they are needed to completed the circuit between the toy and skin, and also help avoid skin irritation. Water based lubricants are recommended based on their high ability to conduct electricity. Silicone is a natural resistor and is not recommended.

SO GET YOUR SHOCK ON AT WWW.THETOTALPARADISE.COM

HERES A VIDEO TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND A LITTLE MORE

masturbation

masturbation, it is frowned on in many different cultures but yet , many people still do it. it is said that masturbation is a stress reliever. do you be live this? are you one of the people who believe that if you masturbate its a sin? have yo ever heard the rumour that if you play with yourself you''ll go blind? I'm here to tell you that's not true i can see perfectly fine. so just said that i do masturbate and i do not see any harm  in exploring your body. do you? now i want to show you some adult toys to help you or let you enjoy the act of masturbation.http://thetotalparadise.com/Mens-Sex-Toys/Masturbators?a=thetotalparadise&cid=20 this is a great place to start with adult toys for  masturbting. my favorite toy to use is the water filled butt and pussy you see above. i like this toy because it feells real and very nice. but there are many more masturbation toys to. like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHXotGVmzqk this toy is just like a real pussy that you can stroke yourelf with. this toy is great to start with but its just like your hand. if you are into it many guys "milk they're prostate". this  is not gay by no means. im not saying being gay is bad but sme guys might think this toy makes you gay which iss far from thee truth.http://thetotalparadise.com/Mens-Sex-Toys/Prostate-Toys?a=thetotalparadise&cid=473 this is a great selection of prostate toys. i have tried his once before and it gave me n amazing orgasim.'

if your going to masturbate with your partner i recomend using elctrostimulation. me and my wife do this all the time and it feels great. http://thetotalparadise.com/Power-Tripper/sku-CNVSR-KL946?a=thetotalparadise  this is a link to the best stimulator on the market.

in conclusion do you or do ou not belive in masturbating? if do go have fun with your body. no one can please you like y ourself.

unnatural dildos and dongs

today i want to talk about our unatural dildos and dongs. now this is a weird subjuct but there are some peoplle out there who enjoy strange thinggs it gives u a sensses of new exploration. if you enjoy fisting we have a dildo for that called THE FIST.

This product is large, do not order unless you understand the size.14 inches long with width varying from 3 to 3.5 inches and 9 inches in circumference.

Beige rubber forearm and fist replica.

IF YOU ENJOY BIG THIS IS FOR YOU IT DDOES NOT GET BIGGER THAN THIS. THERE ARE EVEN ANIMMAL DONGS FOR YOUR PLEASURE LIKE THIS ONE. 

THE TROJAN HORSE DONG IS ALSO  A HUGE DILDO ONLY FOR THE MOST EXPRENIED SEXUAL PLEASURES. THERE ARE MORE DILDO THAT ARE WEIRD AND FREAKY SEX TOYS LIKE THE MUSHROOM AND ALIEN GET ALL THESE AND MORE AT WWW.

WWW.THETOTALPARADISE.COM 

INTRO

IN THIS BLOG I WILL SHOW THE BEST IN ADULT TOYS AND NOVELTIES. BUT TODAY I WILL JUST INTRODUCE MYSELF AND WHAT I DO. MY NAME IS JASON AND I AM THE OWNER OF   WWW.THETOTALPARADISE.COM. I HAVE ONLY OWNED THIS SITE FOR 1 YEAR BUT I LOVE BEING IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY. I  HAVE A DREAM OF ONE DAY OPENING MY OWN STRIP CLUB. THE REASON I WANT TO SHOW OFF ADULT TOYS IN THIS BLOG IS NOT ONLY FOR ADVERTISEMENT BUT ALSO TO SHOW THAT YOU CAN HAVE AN OPEN SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT BEING RIDICULED BY ALLOT OF PEOPLE. AS YOU CAN TELL I AM PRO GAY MARRAIGE I BELIVE THAT WE CANNOT JUDGE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE NO MATTER WHAT THEYRE SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS. SO THIS IS ME YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF AND WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ME REVIEW ON MY BLOG. ALSO GO TO WWW.THETOTALPARADISE.COM AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND WHAT CAN BE IMPROVED. I LOVE HEARING FROM PEOPLE ABOUT WHAT CAN BE IMPROVED. CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISIM IS THE ONLY WAY TO IMPROVE. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @TOTALPARADISE AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK WITH THE LIKE BUTTON ON THETOTALPARADISE.COM. UNTIL NEXT TIME SEXY PEOPLE AND CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.